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This site is not mobile optimized and is intended to be viewed on large computers. Some pages may not work correctly on smaller screens.

This site contains autoplaying sound effects, eyestraining/flashing images, and pixelated/fake violence. Pages with anything more than this will have warnings beforehand. Alt text is also provided for many images on the site.

Pages may occasionally break as Oswald uses the Neocities code editor to work.